I love Andrea the cheerleader - thanks Zee!

My poor readers. I've decided you're all dream whisperers so you're expected to interpret my dreams. How about this one from yesterday morning? ...besides the obvious...

* I realize that our relationship has been taken to a new level with this weird post - are you ready for the intimacy and craziness??!!

Hey readers!!

You know how I'm only supposed to suggest you click on ads that you genuinely have an interest in and are relevant to you otherwise I could be engaging in click fraud?

Well, today's keyword cartoon involves drugs, alcohol, Kate Moss and rehab.

Who doesn't have a genuine interest in those things??!!

Estate Jeweler.

is GGirl.

I have to tell you, I'm pretty excited about my Private Jet Aircraft cartoon:

I only wish! it were socially acceptable for a nearly 30 year old woman to wear heart-shaped sunglasses.

Don't know how to spot an animated gif? Well you're in luck today, class. Click on the cartoon thumbnail below or here and it'll take you to a real live animated gif!

You'll see one image for 4 seconds and then another for 10 seconds. And that's an animated gif!!

It's like magic but better...Geek magic!

Stay vigilantly tuned for JPEGs 101: The Other Image File Format

Since Google isn't allowing drug advertisements anymore I couldn't use this cartoon for KeywordCartoons so here it is. Enjoy!

I thought that maybe drawing food while hungry would be like cooking while hungry in that when I was done drawing/cooking, I wouldn't be so hungry anymore but nooo.

Quiz that won't make sense to most of you:

Is this a drawing of

a) Negi Ra~men
b) Nyorou Tang Myen
c) Tonkotsu Ra~men
d) Tan Tan Men
e) Oyako Donnburi

??? Highly anticipated answer to follow.

I want to give a shout out to my buddy Zee Myers for being the coolest, most inspirational teacher of Illustrator!

Arigatou! and here's my present to you Zee chan! It's appropriate isn't it considering your little problem...ssshhh...

Is there a digital drawer hiding inside of you?? Unleash the shy bastard!!

I absolutely love this thing:

My first two drawings - You should not infer anything about my mental state based on these:

And hey! If the Wacom tablet doesn't make a digital drawer out of you, just think - you now have what's basically a really great $300 mouse!! Return it immediately if you don't love it...but if you suspect that you might like it, you'll love it.