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February 14, 2007

A.D.D & A.S.S.

I swing like a monkey between A.D.D. and A.S.S. I'm guessing this is a common, contemporary condition and that we all agree it's incredibly frustrating to communicate with people not knowing where they are on the ADD-ASS spectrum. My suggestion: Cue cards we hold up to communicate where we are on the spectrum so we have some hope of connecting with our fellow human beings.

Sample cue cards:

"Super ADD - don't even bother."

"ASS ASS ASS. Give me more in-depth conversation now please."

"Midly ADD. Interested but face may twitch from time to time."

"ASS but discerning. Depends on convo topic."

"The [Tennessee case plaintiffs'] petition will be considered at the Court's January 9 conference, along with ... petitions filed by the plaintiffs in Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, and Louisiana," an advocate tells BuzzFeed News.
She's a drunk, she hates orphans, and she loves red lipstick. Is there anyone more glamorous?
Or at least take some time and see other people.
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