I swing like a monkey between A.D.D. and A.S.S. I'm guessing this is a common, contemporary condition and that we all agree it's incredibly frustrating to communicate with people not knowing where they are on the ADD-ASS spectrum. My suggestion: Cue cards we hold up to communicate where we are on the spectrum so we have some hope of connecting with our fellow human beings.

Sample cue cards:

"Super ADD - don't even bother."

"ASS ASS ASS. Give me more in-depth conversation now please."

"Midly ADD. Interested but face may twitch from time to time."

"ASS but discerning. Depends on convo topic."