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December 8, 2006

Turtle relations

In keeping with the Animal Porn trend, I submit a turtle sex video that looks and sounds disturbingly like rape but then again what do I know about turtle sex? Unfortunately and surprisingly very little.



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omg

Posted by: opensky at December 8, 2006 2:14 PM

Gives new meaning to the Beatles song, "Why Don't We Do It In The Road".

Posted by: Jayne at December 8, 2006 2:20 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's great Jayne! Now I'll never hear that song in the same way and I'm grateful :-)

Posted by: andrea at December 8, 2006 3:25 PM

My wife has told me the story many times how in highshcool, they were forced to watch animal sex videos in health class.

The turtle sex was what really traumatized her, she explains, and then goes on to demonstrate the lovemaking ritual.

... I guess it was probably sort of like that.

Wow that was totally not as hot as I had pictured.

Posted by: matt pie at December 8, 2006 4:14 PM

Does it make you horny baby? Yeaaaaaa!!!

Posted by: Mike at December 10, 2006 11:33 PM

He was totally just trying to get her to move off the road so they wouldn't get run over whilst distracted by their passion.

p.s- who knew turtles made sounds like that?! Not me!

Posted by: laura at December 11, 2006 2:31 PM
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