Don't forget AAAARRRRnold SchwAAAARRRRzenegger.
And of course, Andrea HAAAARRRRner.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ships helm resting on his laps.
As he sits down at the bar to order a drink the bartender interrupts him to ask what the hell a helm is doing attached to the front of his body, with which the pirate replies:
"aaaaaaaaaarrrrghhh she's drivin' me nuts!!"
pirates favorite food of all time is AAAAAAARBY's
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hAAARRRR dee hAAARRRR hAARRRRR. That is funny. It's fun to do a pirate's voice.