Interested in preserving your ethnic identity by getting plastic surgery? You're in luck. Dr. Kwan is passionate about preserving ethnic identity through plastic surgery or rather, passionate about helping his wannabe-Caucasian clients rationalize their actions by deluding them into believing they're preserving their ethnicity. And making tons and tons of money while perpetrating the delusion.

Yeah! Don't misinterpret! When an Asian woman wants a crease in her eyelid that didn't exist all her life, it's just to preserve her ethnicity. And when she wants her nose bridge raised and her nostrils narrowed, that's called ethnic preservation!

Ooooh, that's good! Using the Asian model minority status to make Asians feel good and empowered about being wealthy and hence a justifiably sizeable percentage of people who have plastic surgery!!

Any thoughts on this bullshit?