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September 1, 2006

New tactic to avoid taking off shoes for airport security

Full disclosure: I was wearing flip-flops so perhaps they wouldn't be as lenient with sneaker-wearers but it's worth a try or further honing of the method.

Even more full disclosure: I grew up in Japan (thank you fate/parents!) so I have a remarkably different view of cleanliness than most Americans do. Similar minded folks or full on OCD sufferers, try this new strategy!

I tried walking through security without taking off my shoes and when they insisted, I took my left foot out of my flip-flop, and swung it up in the air saying, "I HAVE A TOE FUNGUS." I thought that would be enough but damn, with the recently increased measures it wasn't. I repeated, " I have a fungus" and threw in "with an open wound" and unless they offered me slippers I couldn't let my foot touch the bare floor. So instead I was asked to sit in a chair while they screaned my flip-flps and my feet never touched the dirty floor.



Comments

I think this only works for women...imagine a dark-skinned guy with a beard shouting anything at the airport.

Doubt they'd be as accommodating...

Posted by: Anil at September 6, 2006 9:57 AM

Great blog..great tactic. Next time tell them the fungus is contagious.

Posted by: Brian Palaia at September 9, 2006 1:28 AM

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Posted by: Xogan at September 17, 2006 7:12 PM
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