
* Jonah (left) implores me, "Girl, your ass has never looked so good and I know it's not just that bow. Tell me about the butt implants - I'll never tell."

* Jonah (left) implores me, "Girl, your ass has never looked so good and I know it's not just that bow. Tell me about the butt implants - I'll never tell."
Firstly, keep in mind that you BOTH look good. The bow, though and admittedly, does - accent - the... uhm... implants. Let's just say, "It draws the viewer's attention."
And secondly, a careful analysis, however, shows that Jonah is smiling more (or perhaps more sincerely because those implants are NOT pressing against his - pelvic girdle) and has not bleached his hair to a painful shine of... yellow... flax... or RGB (255, 255, 150) - ouch!
Therefore, who's having more fun?
Posted by: |mr|Darcy at July 21, 2006 10:01 PMJonah's hair is SO CUTE right now. Marriage suits him :-)
Posted by: David Adam Edelstein at July 22, 2006 11:34 AMJust curious how the beaches in Miami are... thinking of a trip there soon.
Posted by: Eganski at July 24, 2006 12:26 AMEganski,
The beaches are absolutely divine in Miami. I should clarify. I've only been to South Beach, two seconds from the busy and sceney strip with all the hotels and to the Key West beach (a few years ago). The water is clear, warm and beautiful. You can see little fish. It's kind of like the Mediterranean in that there aren't many waves, there are lounge chairs and umbrellas to rent on the beach and topless people. It's all very civilized and not secluded or quiet at all but for conveniences nearby, great people-watching and a delicious ocean, it's perfect! If all this sounds good I'd suggest you book your flight soon!
Hope this helps,
A
You really should tell Jonah to lay off the fake-baking. It's cancer causing you know.
Posted by: Ashley at July 25, 2006 5:34 PM