No, I won't stalk her. I'm going to follow her around and repeatedly recite one of these great Strangers With Candy lines though:
A: "How's it going, Susie? Nice camel toe."
B: "Hmmm, that's funny. Why does your finger smell like his ass?"
C: "Greeks are just Jews without money."
Help me choose which!! Rock the vote.
My wallet pic - it's a great reminder not to overpluck my eyebrows - and you shouldn't either!!:
i vote for camel toe. for sure. or my personal favorite: " in order to pretend like you're carrying around a ten pound baby, you're all going to be carrying around....ten pound babies."
Posted by: morgan at June 21, 2006 12:11 PMImportant safety tip on the eyebrows and dually noted!
Of course, there's always (as a fourth option), "I'm gonna work at the artificial flower plant...plant." The imagery alone on that quote makes you at least pause and...picture...
Posted by: |mr|Darcy at June 22, 2006 1:59 PMMy personal favorite line: "I'm moist as a snack down there." So digusting and so hilarious. Can't wait to see the movie.
Posted by: Chollyson at July 6, 2006 7:57 PM
