Last night's edition of "The Bachelor" was especially cringe-inducing thanks to a contestant, Jamie, who looks like a brunette Blake Lively, and her attempt at salacious hail mary to win over Ben's affection. It ultimately sent her home.
Turns out sperm are secretly extremely patient ninjas. Regardless of how much experience you have in the arena, chances are you have some preconceived notions that are horribly, terribly wrong.