If you're like me, you know absolutely nothing about either team that's playing in the Super Bowl this year, but you're going to watch anyway. With that in mind, here are all the men you should plan on staring at come Sunday because they are fine as hell.
I don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week after seeing these (literally) dead eyes. It's as though they realized they needed a figure of him three days ago and just gave another one a haircut and threw the gear on it. Update: Now with side-by-side comparison! (Thanks Dorsey!)