He's called us at EYEBEAM a number of times to ask when he can come, take off all his clothes except socks and shoes in the bathroom and then check out the art.

Quotes by the nude guy:

"Am I making you uncomfortable?"

"Think there are people here who are awfully clothes-minded", he said as he leaned in to drop the pun of all puns.

The sad thing is that I think he's a little loco in the cabesa and is rumored to have a disturbing thing going on in his nether regions...elephantitis comes to mind.

Hey, of all the craziness out there, it could be worse!