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September 25, 2005

Birth control pill blues.

I walked into the ever so pleasant Duane Reade establishment today at 5:34 pm to refill the prescription pictured below when I was told that the pharmacy closed 4 minutes ago.

Ok, I told the lady, I'll just get pregnant then, I chided with her in good humor...I laughed uproariously, she laughed uneasily. I leaned into her space and whispered conspiratorily, "I just won't have sex for a month, just in case." No laughs, no shared moments.

So anyway, my dear readers, is there like a birth control pill black market?? Yasmin...where can I find you?? Yasmin, I need you!!

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i, a northeastern american, am currently an exchange student in india. my fellow exchange student friend also takes yasmin birth control pills. we've met a girl here and guess what her first name is... oddly enough it's YASMIN. so, dear andrea, yasmin is right here, alive and well, in pune, india. she wants to be a social worker!

by the way, i visit your photoblog to love nyc/usa through your photos while i'm here for my year long stay in india. thank you so much for sharing.

Posted by: clare at September 26, 2005 10:39 AM

I have the perfect solution. Just have your man's stuff fixed. I did it. Look a hystarectomy is too much for women, which involves major surgery, hormone injections until your 40+, and lots of other possible complications.

It is a 15-30 min. procedure. And you guys can resume having coital in about a 7-14 days. Just do manhood a favor and have him go to a Urologist. They have a back up plan in case the anesthetic doesn't work or complications arise.

I went to my General Practioner, and he jacked me up. No permanent injuries. But lets just say that the local anesthetic didn't fully take. And my procedure lasted 1 hour 45 min. Yeah, a lot of screaming, expletives just exploding from my mouth in fits of what seemed like tourettes, except I had a reason. I even had an out of body experience where I was tied down to a stone slab hearing scottish accented voices screaming obscenities and deriding me. All the while a midget stood over my body pulling out my intestines. It felt like 13th century Scotland but what can you say I have to stop eating pizza at night!

Urologist.

Posted by: e&j at September 26, 2005 10:42 AM

awwww.. there's gonna be a baby andrea/jonah! yay!

i was on yasmin for a long time, too. i had my friend who regularly went to bolivia buy them for me. they cost $2 a pack there - WITHOUT insurance. i was paying $30 WITH insurance. bah!

Posted by: stacey at September 26, 2005 11:05 AM

have a baby! call it Jodrea or Andronah or Conando!

Posted by: mike d at September 26, 2005 5:00 PM

G too?
YAY!

Posted by: MnL at September 26, 2005 7:33 PM

What's wrong with using Durex? don't unnderestimate 75 years of trust ;-)

"There's sex and there's Durex."

Disclosure: I work for Durex.

Posted by: mashmammad at September 26, 2005 11:12 PM

is he sponge-worthy?

Posted by: Beth at September 27, 2005 3:07 PM
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