I walked into the ever so pleasant Duane Reade establishment today at 5:34 pm to refill the prescription pictured below when I was told that the pharmacy closed 4 minutes ago.
Ok, I told the lady, I'll just get pregnant then, I chided with her in good humor...I laughed uproariously, she laughed uneasily. I leaned into her space and whispered conspiratorily, "I just won't have sex for a month, just in case." No laughs, no shared moments.
So anyway, my dear readers, is there like a birth control pill black market?? Yasmin...where can I find you?? Yasmin, I need you!!









