Click, listen & see:

Thanks Lars!

* Lafayette btw Houston & Bleecker.

There's nothing like waking up to the crying, wailing and moaning of a homeless man right outside your apt building for a good half hour.

So energetic, so passionate, so fun!

Oh New York City!!

THANK YOU KENYATTA!!

Researchers Pinpoint Brain's Sarcasm Sensor.

via Eyebeam's ReBlog.

So which is worse? Michael Jackson showing up in his pjs or this guy?

This guy hands down (hairs up).

via HuffingtonPost.com.

It looks like we're on a European Vacation (one of the greatest movies) doesn't it??

Gotcha! We're in NYC!!

Andrea & Willa Rubin LOVE New York City!

"Rent-a-crowd" company launched in southern India to cheer politicians.

Question to aliens: Are you guys as fucked up as we are? If yes, I'm no longer interested in your abduction program.

W's Retraction...if only...

For a guaranteed fun time, join us tomorrow night, Thursday, for the Contagious Media Showdown Launch Party which follows my favorite type of event model: Panel + Party (learning + drinking!)

At the Contagious Media Workshops at EYEBEAM I met Lili Taylor of Six Feet Under, Say Anything, I Shot Andy Warhol, High Fidelity, and Dogfight fame and hammed it up for the camera with her.

The only point of this post is to say that exciting things happen at every moment at EYEBEAM events, so join us on Thursday for the Contagious Media Showdown Launch Party!

Note to self: Work on reducing face shine.

I was in a bit of a state Sunday morning, bitching about everything under the sun including 'the state of things' (this should never be left out) and thankfully Jonah suggested solving this discontent with a trip to The Cloisters which of course at first I was like, "A solution?! But I'm content to just sit here and complain! I'm good at this! Don't take it away from me!!" I snapped out of it and was intrigued. We had always wanted to go to the cloisters so finally we did and it was DIVINE. It's now my new favorite place on the island of Manhattan. Once you enter Fort Tyron Park which is just seconds away from the A train - 190 St. stop you are on a hill and feel far, far away from all the grittiness that we love and loathe about NYC.

It will be clear from this post that I had not been in nature for a while and that I love old things.

Ok. Are you ready to hear this? Probably not. Am I a truth speaker? Always. Here it goes.

As I signed into my NetFlix account this morning to spastically make sure that slots 1 - 6 of my qeue were occupied by the remaining discs of the TV show 24's First Season (and thank the lord it was), I was met with this image and I've got to tell you, I knew I had to say something unheard of, unpopular...unprecedented!!

I DIDN'T LIKE FELLINI'S FAMOUS FLICK 8 1/2!! In fact, I STOPPED WATCHING IT AFTER AN HOUR!! I may not have been in the perfect mood for it but I LOVE TO THE Nth DEGREE Nights of Cabiria, La Strada, AND EVEN Juliet Of The Spirits but 8 1/2 JUST DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME.

There I said it. Do you still love me??

If you don't hear from me again you'll know that the Movie Police have taken me away. At that time, please at least do something like the Save Ferris campaign, ok?

Check out this post by this man:

Poor baby geese, RIP.

Sudan Suffering in Silence.

*21st between 10th & 11th Aves.

Update: Larry David's first blog post ever and it doesn't disappoint!!

Why three head shots? Because more Larry David is always a good thing. Is this necessary? Yes, unquestionably. How does it feel to be obsessed with someone? It feels very very good and true.

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You may have picked up on the fact that there is never a shortage of projects Jonah is involved in...

One of them just launched...The Huffington Post!!

Get up to date with breaking news and read the posts of movers and shakers who underneath all the glitz and glamor, are just bloggers afterall.

I'm an eager beaver for Larry David's first post...on that note, gotta get back to clicking refresh, refresh, refresh...how many refreshes can you do in 2 seconds? I'm at 10 per second.

My brother still acts surprised every time he's handed the baby that he is 50% responsible for creating...but whose counting (diapers, formula and child support)??

Happy Birthday, Dirty Eddie!!

Your sister loves you and apologizes for hijacking your good name for the sake of this hilarious joke!! :-)

If there ever were a mating call...here it is, on plain view!

It screams, "my lifestyle consists of partying and hangovers hence the tylenol and I enjoy good conversations over natural cigarettes...are you a Tylenol & American Spirits person too?"

*Chelsea, NYC

He assured me that amazingly, he doesn't get mugged for his goods....

* The N or the R train

Yay! I am thrilled that this great piece of work exists!

I completely empathize with the predicament and couldn't agree more with the proposed solutions.

It's worth checking out. I promise.

Now let's all get busy becoming disciplined, creative, productive people!

Thanks to Rubin, a new commentor on this site for this great link!

The title of this post should be sung to the tune of ~let my people go~...you know this biblical slow jam right?

* East Village, NYC