How to be good Oscar Party hosts brought to you by Andrea & Jonah:
*Good viewing. You must use a projector, God's greatest gift to this earth:
Check out projector power - This really isn't fair of me to put Kathy Griffin up against Sparky just to demonstrate this point:
The boys always choose Sparky over Kathy:
*Enough seating. Living room turned home theater with seating for all!
*Be prepared for that one guest who shows up early and sneaks in a "Reserved VIP" sign!
Duncan isn't a tenured professor for nothing!
*Good drinks a aplenty! Jonah is a man of many talents however we found his true calling last night - rum punch maker. Recipe in the spirit of the Open Source movement: Strawberries, oranges, blackberries, mangos, fresh fruit juices, good rum and dry champagne:
Here's the cutest person in the world sampling his creation. It's still delicious as I drink it now!
*Appropriate reading material must be assembled and displayed within easy reach for quick conversation starters. The bobble headed Arnold is the special touch that brings it all together:
*Dress the part. Even if no one else does and you're quickly becoming that delusional friend who thinks she's at the Oscars, you must be true to the glamourous integrity of the Oscars:
*Betting opportunities. Human beings are competitive and money hungry. Work with that. In the end, no one guessed that it would be such a sweep for Million Dollar Baby! Go Clint!!
*Let your guest have a crazy eyes moment. Sally Rumble, ladies and gentlemen:
*In the name of art, harass your too cute guest into picture after picture...Lily Whitall in front of a Cory Arcangel poster:
End of hosting lesson but continued fun!
It was a little wierd when Sean Penn and Hilary Swank got in that tug of war with the Oscar, wasn't it?
Hilary, Hilary, Hilary...you did it again!! I didn't know you grew up in a trailer. Was that really you or Mo Cuishle? All I know is that you are: A phenomenal actress. Classy. Solid. Good person - I can tell. Look like a horse but in a beautiful way.
Johnny Depp is still the hottest...even fuzzy and in wierdo clothing...although...Orlando Bloom, I've caught on to your star quality!!
Ok, we get it! YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON EARTH.
Prince was the highlight of the Oscars and is the highlight of this world. He strutted all 5 feet of his fine ass self onto stage in a purple blazer, pink pants and pink heels:
Now, back to planning for Oscar Party 2006!!