If you put up a heart-shaped mirror in the bedroom you share with your fiancee/boyfriend/Jonah, like so:
Be prepared for this sort of a response:
I'm proud to say, I've stood my ground though!
I've kept the mirror up on the wall!
...brown paper bag and all.
andrea, that's horrible. the bag looks nice though. i've always known you had a little shabby chic in you.
Posted by: yay dogs! at November 21, 2004 10:06 PMFor the record, I think the mirror is very nice ...
Posted by: Forest Green at November 22, 2004 3:11 AMAndrea, If you draw the body of a praying mantis directly under the mirror with the mirror acting as the head, Jonah might let you keep it sans bag. Otherwise, I'm predicting an inexplicable nail failure accident in the very near future.
Posted by: Bob at November 22, 2004 2:37 PMY'know, if I had a girlfriend that put up a heart shaped mirror for me/us I'd be pleased as punch. If I were you I'd hurl that bag out over the balcony or something, or even better, cut a heart-shaped hole in the bag. If I were a girl and my boyfriend did that to me, I'd make him wear the bag as his only underwear for a week,
