Someone's dog diarrhead on Elizabeth St. and they didn't clean it up...oh, most likely because there are so many cute shops in Nolita!! And so little time!! Thanks a lot, A-hole!

Oh poopy:

Enter Cameron, visiting from Cambridge, just for the evening...after much debate over whether to change out of his shoes and into flip flops, he made the wrong decision.

Oh poor Cameron and his poopy toes:

Here's the brave, sad guy, holding in vomit and tears...drowning in regret and self-loathing:

As a conscientious blogger, I offer you this palette cleanser for your eyes:

Update: For achievements Cameron is more proud of, check out this article in today's Boston Globe!