People say spammers are heartless. Well that's not fair to the dentally fixated freaks.
Waiting in my inbox upon my return from a fun-packed weekend in the Catskills involving tubing, ski-lift riding, hiking, wine-tasting, playing 'monkey in the middle' in a pond and almost horse-back riding, was this email:
For the record, my dental record: 7 fillings (silver), 9 crowns (gold), 1 cap (platinum and 1 ct diamond) and 11 root canals (not very painful-people just like to exaggerate).
You know what's hot?
Braces.
W-H-I-T-E freakin' H-O-T!
That's what andreaharner.com really needs to take it to the next level.
Posted by: Heather at July 12, 2004 1:22 PMI think he deserved some credit for trying! LOL HaHa :-)
Posted by: C.C. at July 12, 2004 7:19 PMWhen did you talk about your teeth? Dude. What I like is that it's also A-OK if you don't have any dental work. What a man. Watch out Jonah, you better start loving those teef.
Posted by: yay dogs! at July 13, 2004 12:07 PMLMAO! Oooh baby, talk teeth to me - it gets a fella sooooo hot.
Posted by: cheesesnackidea at July 13, 2004 4:01 PMwow
that's insane
the mother of two young girls in me says, "take your gorgeous photo off your site IMMEDIATELY, young lady!"
as of july 21, i hope to see that dental work up close, Teach!
"i believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them leeeaad the way, show them all the beauty they possess insiiiide...."
