Yay! We found the right high school reunion!

Soon after I was offered a bottle of vodka. I made a killing selling shots to 14 - 17 year olds!

In response to, "pose as retardedly as possible, girls!" we didn't dissappoint:

Here's Katy and Tommy's finger pointing...somewhere:

Rumors abounded of a stretch Escalade but alas, reality is harsh stuff and instead we hung out in this super pimped out Winnebago, fully equipped with every prop in a hip hop video except the bitches...unless we were the bitches??!!

It was a small town's girl's dream come true:

Aaaw, sweet boys: Poor Peter in Pink, thought he was on a Caribbean cruise ship while Ian and Tommy got closer and closer through the night:

And here's sweet sweet me and my dear old friend Tosan looking like a happy multi-racial couple...

But the truth is, I was missing my Jonah that I am head over heels for...

As soon as I got back home, we did the one thing we know how to do together - Read books online: