I'm sitting at Gate 7 of the JFK Jet Blue terminal and I've realized that if I could marry Jet Blue, I would. Jet Blue offers free WiFi, a sizeable sushi bar and constant Animal Planet programming in the air.

Here's a Hasidic man reconciling his lust for WiFi with his religious devotion:

Here's the Deep Blue Sushi chef whipping up some magic for those savvy enough to choose Jet Blue:

No, I'm not paid by Jet Blue although I should be...as every good marriage, it would be a beautiful partnership!

Off to Snoop Dogg Airport, aka Long Beach Airport!!