An amazing discovery...we awoke to this beautiful array of contraband items arranged on our kitchen counter!!
From left to right we have the Cuban cigar banned for geo-political reasons, the illegally mixed then shared Grey album, combining Jay-Z's Black Album and the Beatles' White album, which has recently ticked off the music industry's copyright department and finally the stinky green goods that have been a target of the war on drugs for a mighty long time.
We didn't possibly know what to do with these three things so we wrapped them up as quickly as we could to ship em out of the house in the form of a gift.
So people, what'll the shipping address be?
that green stuff is really oregano, right?
the cigar case has nothing in it, right?
And the CD case is empty too, right?
I can't believe AH would be possessing contraband as such pictured on this web site.
ps, i inform for the FBI
Ship them to Canada where all those things are still currently legal. I'd be happy to be their loving recipient...
Don't send them anywhere! You'll be breaking U.S. Postal laws -- which are felonies!
I'll be happy to come pick them up and dispose of them myself -- so you don't run the risk of jail time.
Just looking out for you, of course...
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
It seems like if perhaps POTUS spent some time smoking a blunt and dancing to some hip-to-da-hop he might be less inclined to invade nations/single out a single class of human beings for discrimination in the constitution etc.
or let me come pick it up
1532 NW 46th St.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
oops, did i mention i would send pictures when i recieve the package? please put all items in a box that contains a handkerchief soaked with a bit of some cheap cologne from canal st.
send or drop off at
24 5th ave apt 1417
will send pictures, moving image and something else fun in return..
oh, that package is c/o "me"
gimme gimme gimme pleasey pleasey wheezy...
You rock. That is the rockingest thing I have ever seen.
I'll trade you straight up for a Dutch Master, some Yhuba Gold, and a copy of my own Grey album- a mix of Lewis Black's White album and the Men In Black soundtrack. Whaddya say?
i want,no i need. I have given up cigarettes for lent, and so your gifts would be good, for my oral and ear fetishes. Just let me know and i'll meet you in a seedy neighborhood, williamsburg looks like it's going that way.
you should ship that to 33 washington square west #1122 nyny 10011 because us college kids need some good music, and some of that green in order to keep holding it down. thank you much
If anyone deserves them, it's the mayor of San Francisco.
I think this is the most comments you've ever gotten for one entry. just goes to show what really motivates people, it disgusts me. you know my address right?
Let's see, what goes where?
Cigar -> Monica Lewinsky ....
CD -> Jack Valenti ....
Vial -> Snoop Dogg
Is the Grey album like all coded and secretly gay music for gay people.
Do the gays really control hip hop.
I mean all those stylists, and people who do hair, like all the braids, which are so popular with the gays I mean hip hop stars. Is there a connection? Everything's so grey. Oh by the way. I'm gay. So this is OK.