~Going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali~ tomorrow and will be blogging only every so often...
In the meantime, here's a little taste of the the good parts of the holidays...holiday parties!...
Photos from John Johnson's holiday party last week.

Here are the floating heads of me and EYEBEAM founder & fearless leader John Johnson.

Somtimes I just feel like John doesn't lend me his whole ear...only his chin and beard:

Here's Jonah, me and Mike Frumin, EYEBEAM's newest addition, R & D fellow & programmer extraordinaire of FundRace and GoogleRace PRE-ALCOHOL.

Oh wait, NEVERMIND:

Mike's ~Livin' It Up~ like the Bad Boy that he is:

He can also do a real quick turn of the neck if needed-versatile in his talents, I tell you...

But don't get too excited, you cute boys out there...you'll surely be disappointed by this ladies man:

My three homies.

Their dorkiness makes me laugh till I puke.

Alex Galloway and his pointing.

He's a smarty pants professor so we indulge this hideous abuse of power:

Three of the three thousand men in my life:

John, boss & friend,

Jonah who makes my heart flutter time and time again...even when he looks like he just snorted Colombia...and

Benjamin Weil, curator of andreaharner.com, I mean, EYEBEAM curator-oops!

There's Benjie, engaging my boyfriend in some artsy fartsy conversation...

And look! there's me, 3rd wheel!

And coming in from the opposite corner, is the truly talented and inspiring artist Jem Cohen looking like an artist posing...but looking good nonetheless!

Note the "Library" wallpaper in the "Library" of The SoHo House:

Self-indulgent photo of the fabulous, if I may blog so myself, shoes I managed to still have on loan from Lily!

Way to go, shoe-stealing andreaharner.com!

WOW! There's a humngous lightbulb above Jonah's head!

Even amidst debauchery and celebration, the mind works!

But believe it or not, Jonah gets annoyed when I take over 150 photos of him at one party:

Here's our Delightful Development Director Steve Tremble and his lovely girlfriend Tamar who has a little "camera flash problem."

I don't have the aforementioned problem but I do have a different problem...

After my second alcoholic drink, I can't open my eyes for the rest of the evening:

So it was time to go...

Happy Holidays everyone-love your guts!!

Take the Marriage Poll and tell the AFA ("American Family Association-Promoting Traditional Family Values") to shove it where the sun don't shine.

This AFA poll was designed to prove to Congress that people oppose gay marriage goddammit! (note the obvious: the poll takers would be AFA site visitors-traditional family values promotors) but now, thanks to contagious media (email forwards, blog links) the word has gotten out to the saner bunch and the results are proving it!

Thank the Good Lord above!!

...and of course the Leave It To Beaver families that provide such shining models that we should all aspire to!! ha!

My dear dear friend Celeste just sent me this photo saying

"thought you'd appreciate this lovely kitty"

and boy, was she right!!

This catalog arrived in the mail and I nearly molested the thing.

Could there be a cuter picture ever taken?

Could there be a more rhetorical question?

No, no, no, NO!!

If you're feeling willing and able to help a little doggy or kitty in need this season, here you go.

In anticipation of our move into a dope new apt at the end of this month (yay!!), Jonah and I were cleaning out his studio apt yesterday when I noticed a little object on the top shelf of the medicine cabinet that looked a little funny and out of place:

I leaned in closer and rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn't seeing things and sure enough it was a crack pipe:

Just your run of the mill, average crack pipe-no frills, just functional and utilitarian.

I'm imagining that from time to time the previous tenant smoked the rock.

What I can't imagine, is that for a whole year, he/she has gone sans pipe!

So let me ask, "did you leave your crack pipe in our home?"

In case a different scenery is needed to jog your memory, here is the same pipe in a classier setting...

Pipe on a laquered wood dresser...do the memories come rushing back?

Or perhaps, a more down to earth setting?...Pipe on a picnic table cloth...

And in its opened form with residual junk, does it help to identify this pipe as yours?

If you're still not able to ascertain whether it's the one you lost and perhaps need to grip it in your palms to be sure, feel free to give us a shout but be warned we won't have it for long as we don't want to get thrown in jail for someone else's kicks...not that we're judging!!

No judgements here! It's just that we prefer tequila:

Update: I had not done any research into this site when I first posted this. Having looked into this business, I'm not sure it's as kosher as it may seem...the verdict is apparently still out but I just want it to be known that andreaharner.com neither condones nor condemns this site. The site and the picture I excerpted from it were merely funny to me and in line with my puppy inclinations.

Bizarre website, courtesy of Jodi, containing really really cute little puppies (with an emPHAsis on little) for sale in ridiculous outfits and sets (see below).

See for fun times!

This Gay Boyfriend Anthem Video was graciously sent to me by a reader in response to my previous Gay Boyfriend post.

It is a treasure.