How large is large? And would you consider the West Village? There's an apartment for rent for sure in my building and there's another on my street. Then it could be like Melrose Place, all of us together, scheming and plotting, wearing little miniskirted suits, etc.

I love your photos, Andrea. Regarding this entry's photo:

A. That's is a damn fine looking tart

B. Jonah has very nice teeth, from what I can see and

C. My photo request is to see a pic of the dear Mr. Peretti in a pair of novelty glasses with the black frames and the crazy eyes on the thick card stock. The eyes look like they open and close depending what angle you are looking. I'd like very much to see that and you could re-enact this photo. Just think, you could eat MORE TART!!!

Wish I could help, but I live in a galaxy far far away. Good luck in your search (have you tried craigslist.com??)

That tart does look good, although I think something stronger than bottled water would be needed to wash it down. Maybe a short stack of miniature pancakes??