Damn!! Damn!! Damn!!
How could I have been so caught up working on our annual EYEBEAM Artists in Residence Exhibition to have missed Carrot Top??!!
Although this is a tragedy, last night's opening was spectacular!
Those in NYC, make sure to check it out!
Spotted.
Carrot Top socializing with the "Ladies", Trade, and Fag Hags at New York's notorious Tuesday night scene de scene BEIGE.
Millions, because there are millions, of homosexuals walked by, spotted the catooonish comedian, put their hands across there faces and repeated the phrase "Shit! Is he one of ours? Shit!"
He really is ugly all the time.
FYI
While I don't doubt Carrot Top could have been at Beige, I can only guess that he was there in a pathetic attempt to be spotted by paparazzi, "outed" and get a little publicity that his career so desperately needs. Actually it's more in need of a bullet but we needn't dwell on that.
While we're on the subject, let's save a bullet for Beige too.
Posted by: Heather at October 23, 2003 5:27 PMLike, what's your damage heather?
Like, what's beige ever done to you?
Like, what's Carrot Top done to deserve that?
Like, whoa.
notreallypaulohan
Posted by: Fucking Paul Ohan at October 23, 2003 5:40 PMI heard that carrot top was chillin with some gangsters recently...
Now he's gay?
In a totally unrelated comment, carrot top scares me.
Posted by: Melissa at October 23, 2003 5:48 PM
