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September 23, 2003

~Two Little Birds~

Once upon a time there were two little birds (little bird A and little bird B) who lived happily together in a cage...

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They were madly in love, felt they were meant to be, and enjoyed staring into each others eyes...

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Until one day little bird B, admitted that he had been sneaking in a slutty bird while little bird A slept...

He was also ashamed to admit he did not think he could curb his behavior...

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Little bird A cried, "WHAT THE FUCK????!!!!"

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And the end of the story is that little bird A lived happily ever after in her own cage...

Because sometimes bad things happen to cheating birds...

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Comments

Ummmmm, Heather.... If you and Le Nerd are having some "issues" don't you think it's more productive to work this out in private than air your grievances on your blog site?

Posted by: Heather at September 23, 2003 12:05 PM

Andrea,, Bravo! A masterpiece, it truly is.

However, I think my best friend just bought a purse that looked suspiciously like Little bird B... hmmm....

Too bad bad things don't happen to little person B. Or maybe they will yet... Bwahahaha

Posted by: Melissa at September 23, 2003 12:12 PM

good one heather.
andrea, these pics are definitely becoming my wallpaper.
a great compliment to m'lady.
pluis, i miss you.
say hi to le nerd.

Posted by: ha ha ha at September 23, 2003 4:28 PM

or don't.
now i'm confused.
i lerf you.

Posted by: ha ha ha at September 23, 2003 4:30 PM

Dear friends,

Not everything has to be read into, people!

This post is simply about two little birds with a fidelity problem.

Le Nerd and I are still a happy dorky couple :-)

Andrea

Posted by: Andrea at September 23, 2003 5:27 PM
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