Once upon a time there were two little birds (little bird A and little bird B) who lived happily together in a cage...
They were madly in love, felt they were meant to be, and enjoyed staring into each others eyes...
Until one day little bird B, admitted that he had been sneaking in a slutty bird while little bird A slept...
He was also ashamed to admit he did not think he could curb his behavior...
Little bird A cried, "WHAT THE FUCK????!!!!"
And the end of the story is that little bird A lived happily ever after in her own cage...
Because sometimes bad things happen to cheating birds...
