i would like to note that i am by far, the best looking person on the web. my question is, where are all the pictures of me? there are only 2. that alone is a slap in the face

Regarding Hooters:
There is just something icky about 80's polyester shorts with panty hose. Update those uniforms!
And while I'm on a rant...
Hooters is successful for many reasons, but the crux of this success is homophobia.
Hooters primary clientele are groups of men. They are not just eating wings and drinking beer. By being there with their male buddies, watching sporting events featuring only men, the girls in the orange shorts are simply there to help them desperately affirm their straightness. Remove the girls and it'd look like a gay sports bar, except not as nice.
I love the female form almost as much as the average lesbian. Which I believe makes me ultra straight. I don't have to make a woman an object to make me feel secure about anything.
Men Unite! Take A Stand! Protest Hooters!

...but those curly fries and chicken wings really ARE delicious!

While I don't despise Hooters, the 2 times I've been there have been enough. The food isn't that interesting. It also feels like going to a strip club but not getting as much. Neither are not a place to be approaching women. If they where to be interested enough to want to interested, you might wonder how many people they have been interested in.

But as for the guns, what do you think of women who own guns? What about the men who make sure women have and can handle them? I have armed my sister, and my niece. From the stories, all the women on both sides of my family have been armed and able to handle themselves.

Of course none of my guns are meant for self defense. All of them are for target practice and education only.

Now if you took those Hooters girls out to the shooting range and they where able to handle a gun with authority and safty, wheew boy, I'd be there.