I'm going to write this entry as a "normal" person and not as the world famous blogger that I am because I have bad days too, friends, family and fans! I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, endure bad hair days, accidentally put on my left satin slipper on my right foot, feel terrible about the millions I make as a blogger...uuugh, it's bringing me down just thinking about it!

So I woke up this morning with the "I feel ugly" blues...yes, I did...my servants were horrified and their inability to understand that I too suffer, propelled me further into the depths of despair so I sat up in my princess bed and angrily pushed away my breakfast in bed tray causing silverware, china, crystal, caviar and salmon to fall the 8 feet from my bed to my zebra skin rug and just spill, shatter and stain....wait, I'm sorry, where was I? Right, right...so I woke up today, looked out the window and it was gray and rainy and I felt blah...boy did I yearn for these treasures from Japan.

A little "LOVE BODY" drink would have REALLY given me the boost I needed:

This "NEW SHAPE BODY" kit would have also come in handy:

And finally, I could have firmed my fat face with these lovely products: